Cheesy Rescue Services - Prophets at Your Doorstep

Welcome, friend! Are you in need of some divine guidance? Look no further than our team of expert Prophets at Your Doorstep! Our Prophets are equipped with an arsenal of cheesy one-liners, cryptic messages, and an unwavering commitment to providing subpar advice.

• Our Prophet 1 - The One with the Unsettling Gaze
• Our Prophet 2 - The One with the Unending Questions
• Our Prophet 3 - The One with the Unconventional Wisdom